HipHop SodaShop: And the Champagne Goes Pop
H3 Enterprises revealed a sample of their latest creation, HipHop SodaShops, at this year's NBA All-Star Game in Houston. Their All-Star event was aimed to convince ex-basketball stars or any other high profile All-Star game attendee to invest in the HipHop SodaShop.Gimme' the Facts, Gimme' the Facts
The HipHop SodaShop has a unique(sort of) concept for a successful restaurant; a gimmick. Their gimmick, if you haven't guessed it already is a Hip Hop theme. From the atmosphere to the menu, this restaurant plans on giving you a true Hip Hop experience.
**Note From the Writer: I felt terrible writing that sentence. I just wanted to express to you how serious they...no, no,how seriously crazy they are to think this idea is good.***
The menu is chock-full of witty puns to describe their food. Their wraps, excuse me, I mean "Raps" come in two sizes, "Biggies" and "Smallies". The flavors of wraps range from "The Makavelli's Last Suppah" to "Ja Rula's TunaMeltdown". If the wrap isn't enough for you , you can order from their "Fat Joe Sides" menu.
**Note From the Writer: I felt terrible writing that sentence. I just wanted to express to you how serious they...no, no,how seriously crazy they are to think this idea is good.***
No Money, No Problems
In the event that you are strapped for cash, the HipHop SodaShop has you covered with their "Fifty Cent C'pecials", a.k.a "The FCC's". This portion of the menu has an assortment of "Lil" drinks and "Lil" desserts such as Lil Kup of Koffee and Lil Kupkakes. If you want a bigger dessert, check out the "booD' licious D'serts".
Surely you Can't be Serious
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Check out their site and enjoy the menu which seems to have been written by a man fresh out of Rikers Island. I can't wait to eat inside one of these fine establishments. My prediction is they will open two, maybe three of these restaurants in New York, LA, and some other big city. After two years of being open, they will begin to lose money and disappear, a la Planet Hollywood, All-Star Cafe, and of course, Fashion Cafe. On the main site they even say that this restaurant is designed to "capitalize on the skyrocketing demand for everything Hip Hop". In other words, we think you, the public, is too stupid to see through gimmicks and in exchange for sloppy puns and wraps, you will give us all of your money. God Bless America.
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